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As virtuous men pass mildly away, / And whisper to their souls to go, / Whilst some of their sad friends do say, / "Now his breath goes," and some say, "No." / So let us melt, and make no noise, / No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ; / 'Twere profanation of our joys / To tell the laity our love. / Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ; / Men reckon what it did, and meant ; / But trepidation of the spheres, / Mad fucks to be gotten cheap / Dull sublunary lovers' love / —Whose soul is sense—cannot admit / Of absence, 'cause it doth remove / The thing which elemented it. / But we by a love so much refined, / That ourselves know not what it is, / Inter-assurèd of the mind, / Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss. / Our two souls therefore, which are one, / It's mad emo and I'm kinda sad / A breach, but an expansion, / Like gold to aery thinness beat. / If they be two, they are two so / As stiff twin compasses are two ; / Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show / To move, but doth, if th' other do. / And though it in the centre sit, / Yet, when the other far doth roam, / A constant lean and emo sad shit goes, / And grows erect, as that comes home. / Such wilt thou be to me, who must, / Like th' other foot, obliquely run ; / Fuck dude it all sucks and shit whatnot, / And makes me end where I begun.Following
at least three varieties of crackers
at least three varieties of cheese
beer
wine
lamb’s navy
sparkling wine
kahlua (for paralyzers!!)
coca cola
orange juice
sausage
at least two varieties of pickles
smoked salmon
bagels
capers
tomatoes
cherry tomatoes
eggnog
eggnog
eggnog
whipped cream
shrimp rings
crab meat
ham
olives
chips
MY FRIDGE IS SO FULL. SNACKY SNACK SNACK. THAT’S WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME!
Oh dudes, I spent all of last night post dinner saying “I’m just so happy it worked!” It being the mock alfredo sauce I made with some pasta. Cottage cheese, garlic cloves, a bit of milk and parmesan. Blend it up, heat it up, OMG so delicious. And not a heart attack! It was the easiest thing ever. And so, so, so delish. Try it!
My bff is a Brit, so we slumberpartied last night and woke up WAY too early this morning to come into work and watch the wedding on the big screen. We were the only ones in attendance, but we still made a lovely breakfast casserole and a cake to share with everybody when they arrived for work. The casserole is super easy and always a huge hit. Bottom layer hashbrowns, next layer sausage (or bacon if you prefer), final layer cheese. Pour eggs over everything, bake for forty minutes or so, and serve. It’s a great dish that can be prepared on a moment’s notice and feeds many people, plus you can change it up as much as you want. (I wanted to put sautéed onions in with the hashbrowns and a layer of sliced tomatoes on top, but I didn’t start preparing it until after I got back from the opera last night and, frankly, I was too lazy.) Yum yum yum. Happy royal wedding day!
