I’ve given up every other vice
I refuse to be shamed for loving blind items.
Also, on the subject of shame, COME ON. No Fassbender nom?!
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As virtuous men pass mildly away, / And whisper to their souls to go, / Whilst some of their sad friends do say, / "Now his breath goes," and some say, "No." / So let us melt, and make no noise, / No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ; / 'Twere profanation of our joys / To tell the laity our love. / Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ; / Men reckon what it did, and meant ; / But trepidation of the spheres, / Mad fucks to be gotten cheap / Dull sublunary lovers' love / —Whose soul is sense—cannot admit / Of absence, 'cause it doth remove / The thing which elemented it. / But we by a love so much refined, / That ourselves know not what it is, / Inter-assurèd of the mind, / Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss. / Our two souls therefore, which are one, / It's mad emo and I'm kinda sad / A breach, but an expansion, / Like gold to aery thinness beat. / If they be two, they are two so / As stiff twin compasses are two ; / Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show / To move, but doth, if th' other do. / And though it in the centre sit, / Yet, when the other far doth roam, / A constant lean and emo sad shit goes, / And grows erect, as that comes home. / Such wilt thou be to me, who must, / Like th' other foot, obliquely run ; / Fuck dude it all sucks and shit whatnot, / And makes me end where I begun.Following
I refuse to be shamed for loving blind items.
Also, on the subject of shame, COME ON. No Fassbender nom?!
white people, we’re the best, we just fix everything!
COME ON.
I am an Oscars apologist. I dress up every year, I watch as many nominated films as I can, I buy into the dog and pony show. I bite my tongue and breathe deeply when others call them irrelevant, out of touch. I accept the politics as a necessary evil. I let the Gwyneths and the Sandras slide, because I’m willing to suspend disbelief to enjoy the show. This year?
Oh, this year. This year, Academy, you killed me. What the eff? REALLY! What? COME ON.
I write tonne, Microsoft autocorrects to tone. STOP IT. I meant what I typed. Ugh.
She’s still working out the details of the lawsuit against her brain, which also malfunctioned.