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A Valediction Forbidding Mourning

As virtuous men pass mildly away, / And whisper to their souls to go, / Whilst some of their sad friends do say, / "Now his breath goes," and some say, "No." / So let us melt, and make no noise, / No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ; / 'Twere profanation of our joys / To tell the laity our love. / Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ; / Men reckon what it did, and meant ; / But trepidation of the spheres, / Mad fucks to be gotten cheap / Dull sublunary lovers' love / —Whose soul is sense—cannot admit / Of absence, 'cause it doth remove / The thing which elemented it. / But we by a love so much refined, / That ourselves know not what it is, / Inter-assurèd of the mind, / Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss. / Our two souls therefore, which are one, / It's mad emo and I'm kinda sad / A breach, but an expansion, / Like gold to aery thinness beat. / If they be two, they are two so / As stiff twin compasses are two ; / Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show / To move, but doth, if th' other do. / And though it in the centre sit, / Yet, when the other far doth roam, / A constant lean and emo sad shit goes, / And grows erect, as that comes home. / Such wilt thou be to me, who must, / Like th' other foot, obliquely run ; / Fuck dude it all sucks and shit whatnot, / And makes me end where I begun.

Following

drinking game for season nine premiere

molls:

downtownsasquatch:

drink whenever:

  • there is a continuity error
  • you don’t give a fuck about a new character
  • peter says/sings/screams “shared custody”
  • any character sings or plays an instrument
  • chantay black and bruce the moose are still inexplicably on the show despite never having a storyline
  • peter does something that craig has already done
  • connor’s aspergers is hilarious
  • someone says: “…or whatever”
  • someone says “niners”
  • the writers are clearly struggling to find a creative way to keep emma/spinner/manny etc. on the show
  • the writers explain a character’s absence with something completely implausible or uncharacteristic
  • the writers don’t explain a character’s absence at all
  • it gets real

This is my new favorite blog. Degrassi 4ever.

  1. obvi reblogged this from molls and added:
    I am going to have to start becoming an alcoholic now.
  2. ambarpenasanchez reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    ummm, CAN WE PLAY THIS?!?!
  3. heynic reblogged this from molls
  4. bay-one-two reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    I wish my dorm had The-N.
  5. abbibaker reblogged this from molls and added:
    i was looking for this so long ago!
  6. beccawashere reblogged this from molls and added:
    You’d get tossed on the “it gets real” rule alone!
  7. jaimeleigh reblogged this from molls
  8. molls reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    favorite blog. Degrassi 4ever.
  9. alhooge reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    start watching Degrassi again.
  10. amandalynferri reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    If my Degrassi parties involved drinking this would be...play. It is insanely...
  11. ellenisthinking reblogged this from colormelauren
  12. colormelauren reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    so I could understand...more specific ones…but this will work for almost any Degrassi...
  13. farmanimalsrock reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  14. iamgingertwat reblogged this from rustyruins
  15. caitlinnn reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  16. ceratonin reblogged this from supdogmillionaire and added:
    it’s always real. and it always goes there.
  17. littlelg reblogged this from nevercompletely and added:
    This is so innaprope but I love it. Degrassi TNG is my jam.
  18. transparent-eyes reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  19. breakfastinbed reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    YES! starting an hour late but with beers! 7 mins in and I already hate Jenna.
  20. nevercompletely reblogged this from rainbowjealousyontherocks and added:
    This is brilliant. Also, http://www.mediafire.com/?ywotltncyqh It’s already online. Just not streaming. Ps, you’ll be...
  21. rainbowjealousyontherocks reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    premiere until it’s online. Damn.
  22. dogsdriveinhotcars reblogged this from exspectator and added:
    Nick. Send me those things i’ve asked for.
  23. rustyruins reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  24. exspectator reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    I’ve been looking forward to this all week.
  25. synecdoche reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh
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