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A Valediction Forbidding Mourning

As virtuous men pass mildly away, / And whisper to their souls to go, / Whilst some of their sad friends do say, / "Now his breath goes," and some say, "No." / So let us melt, and make no noise, / No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ; / 'Twere profanation of our joys / To tell the laity our love. / Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ; / Men reckon what it did, and meant ; / But trepidation of the spheres, / Mad fucks to be gotten cheap / Dull sublunary lovers' love / —Whose soul is sense—cannot admit / Of absence, 'cause it doth remove / The thing which elemented it. / But we by a love so much refined, / That ourselves know not what it is, / Inter-assurèd of the mind, / Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss. / Our two souls therefore, which are one, / It's mad emo and I'm kinda sad / A breach, but an expansion, / Like gold to aery thinness beat. / If they be two, they are two so / As stiff twin compasses are two ; / Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show / To move, but doth, if th' other do. / And though it in the centre sit, / Yet, when the other far doth roam, / A constant lean and emo sad shit goes, / And grows erect, as that comes home. / Such wilt thou be to me, who must, / Like th' other foot, obliquely run ; / Fuck dude it all sucks and shit whatnot, / And makes me end where I begun.

Following

I'm sorry, what?

Am I to believe the sequel to Boondock Saints is not showing in Canada? What? For serious? Can somebody please explain this to me? Will it ever come here? WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME SO?

Also, really? There are people who didn’t like the first one? Tarantino knock off? Huh. I hate finding out something I loved is actually something I shouldn’t have loved.

  1. agglesauce answered: You should’ve loved it. It’s just that a lot of people loved it… As soon as more than 12 people like something it isn’t cool anymore…
  2. receiver answered: It doesn’t appear to be showing anywhere near me, either. There goes our “date,” eh?
  3. mcdavis answered: The first movie only played it 5 theaters, so the 68 theaters for this so far is an upgrade. These aren’t mainstream movies…
  4. jaimeleigh posted this
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh
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