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A Valediction Forbidding Mourning

As virtuous men pass mildly away, / And whisper to their souls to go, / Whilst some of their sad friends do say, / "Now his breath goes," and some say, "No." / So let us melt, and make no noise, / No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ; / 'Twere profanation of our joys / To tell the laity our love. / Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ; / Men reckon what it did, and meant ; / But trepidation of the spheres, / Mad fucks to be gotten cheap / Dull sublunary lovers' love / —Whose soul is sense—cannot admit / Of absence, 'cause it doth remove / The thing which elemented it. / But we by a love so much refined, / That ourselves know not what it is, / Inter-assurèd of the mind, / Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss. / Our two souls therefore, which are one, / It's mad emo and I'm kinda sad / A breach, but an expansion, / Like gold to aery thinness beat. / If they be two, they are two so / As stiff twin compasses are two ; / Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show / To move, but doth, if th' other do. / And though it in the centre sit, / Yet, when the other far doth roam, / A constant lean and emo sad shit goes, / And grows erect, as that comes home. / Such wilt thou be to me, who must, / Like th' other foot, obliquely run ; / Fuck dude it all sucks and shit whatnot, / And makes me end where I begun.

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chiaraatik replied to your post: Rooney “I’m aloof and boning David Fincher” Mara, Extremely Blah and Incredibly Whatever, Midnight in Paris

Waiiiiit dumb question but are they really together? Fincher and Mara?

Okay, so this is where I reveal my addiction to celebrity gossip. The short answer? Yes, the relationship went/goes beyond creepy teacher and protege stuff. I know if I back this up with “Lainey Gossip put out a blind item about it” people are going to be like…yuh huh…but Lainey does not mess around with her gossip. If she says it went down, it went down. But also, you should read their super creepy interview in Vogue. It’s…unsettling. But yeah, start here and here if you want to get the goods from Lainey.

I gotta say, again, that Elanie Lui of Lainey Gossip is not your typical celebrity gossip blogger. She’s smart, reports gossip selectively and cautiously, and has been shown time and time again to be right on the money with her suspicions/predictions/speculations. She called the Russel Brand/Katy Perry split back in, like, August. She stopped reporting on Heath Ledger (she has a “sad smut” rule) long before the overdose. And her blind items? Unparellelled in smut value AND accuracy. I have NO shame in reading and promoting her brand of celebrity gossip. (On that note, if you love blind items, this site compiles all of Lainey’s blinds and tracks her clues, guesses, reveals etc. It is one of my absolute favourite time killers. Enjoy!