December 2011
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at least three varieties of crackers
at least three varieties of cheese
beer
wine
lamb’s navy
sparkling wine
kahlua (for paralyzers!!)
coca cola
orange juice
sausage
at least two varieties of pickles
smoked salmon
bagels
capers
tomatoes
cherry tomatoes
eggnog
eggnog
eggnog
whipped cream
shrimp rings
crab meat
ham
olives
chips
MY FRIDGE IS SO FULL. SNACKY SNACK...
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ym unfollowed me?!
Breakin’ my heart right before Christmas. SO LIKE THEM.
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You know what I keep thinking about this whole...
We have these literary heroes on the Internet. They are, to us, celebrities. They embody all the silly, romantic ideals we have of writerly types who live in Manhattan. To correspond with them is to feel somehow validated. And the very easiest, most surefire method to begin correspondence with a male writer is to appeal to their vanity. You are intimidatingly hot, one might say. And if you...
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I want to join in on the mockery
but my house is (was?) made of too much glass
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I can't believe there are no wikipedia episode...
just because it was awful Canadian television doesn’t mean we shouldn’t know how it ended, peeps
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nhaler replied to your post: we do not ship to Canada at this time You don’t use Amazon.ca?
Yeah, but they don’t have the same stuff for sale! I actually think I might have solved this with an ebay purchase though. Cross your fingers, Internet!
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we do not ship to Canada at this time
My kiddo is getting one present from me this year – a sewing machine. Well, she was supposed to be getting a sewing machine. The one I want does not exist in Canada and cannot be shipped to Canada. UGH. I’m about ready to give up universal healthcare in exchange for amazon.com shipping to Canada. What am I going to do now?!?!?
I just want to be cool.
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story of my life
me: I have this weird crush on him and I can’t explain it. friend: Eww, him? Really? What is wrong with you? me: I know! It’s so weird. I see him, I know he is gross but I just LOVE him. friend: Ohhhh nevermind, I know why you like him. He said no to you that one time remember? Textbook JL! me: Oh, right. Yeah, I guess that’s it.
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thenotes:
Some new praise for Ivyland:
“Ivyland is a harsh, spastic novel about drug-addled misfits clawing their way through a wrecked future that feels disconcertingly familiar. As if that wasn’t enough, it’s also got evil caterpillars, flung jellyfish, great prose, new drugs, sharp jokes, a stolen ice cream truck and a miracle tree.” —Justin Taylor
[Previously.]
[Pre-order for 20% off;...
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Subway groping prompts police warning →
Awesome, the TTC continues its strategy of NOT informing the public about the sexual assault suspects roaming their trains and streetcars. If the CBC didn’t routinely report these incidents nobody would ever know until it happens to them.
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shorterexcerpts replied to your link: First time ever: Four of Top 5 albums in U.S. are Canadian acts But they’re all fucking terrible. The US has terrible taste in Canadian music.
This is very true! And yet all Canadian acts still seek...
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shorterexcerpts replied to your photo: I guess I’ve forgotten how to blog! I wrote all… OK, as most of the menu appears very Italian…I’m curious: how was the tripe?
This was a concern of mine! But it was actually part of the sausage, so...
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First time ever: Four of Top 5 albums in U.S. are... →
NEXT WE’LL BE TURNING YOU ALL INTO SOCIALISTS…
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my night with Charlie
I couldn’t decide if I would blog about it. It is, after all, a secret restaurant. The man behind the burgers keeps, or tried to keep, his identity secret. The fun of it is undoubtedly rooted in the mystery. But perhaps it is selfish of me to want it to remain a secret. After all, if I hadn’t read about it somewhere I wouldn’t have experienced it! But still, but still…there is always a fear...
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is there some replacement for the missing e's...
I really NEED TO KNOW who I can unfollow back.
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it's my wedding and I'll talk about it if I want...
I bought my dress! It was really exciting and wonderful and overwhelming, and my mom was there and my daughter was there and two of my sisters were there, and it was special in all the ways you are led to believe it will be special. (I badly want to post a picture, but obvs won’t because I can’t I guess.) I’m really happy, it’s the dress I wanted and I bought the sample...