January 2011
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on boring happy people and being engaged
I look down at my hand, it would seem, about two hundred times a day. I’m marveling at my ring, of course, but more than that I’m marveling at my life now. I’ve always kept written records of my life – journals and bad break up inspired poetry and, in the last several years, various blogs.
It is a neat thing to be able to pull out an old journal and recall who I was, say, eleven years ago...
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today in: put down the bong before you make your... →
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please let this be coming to a music festival near... →
Bottoms Up Dispensing System is the fastest beer dispensing system in the world and fills at a rate of up to nine times that of traditional beer taps. You guys. You guys! 44 pints of draft beer filled by one-person in one-minute. THIS MAY JUST BE THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER.
Yossarian Lives
Social conservatives long to raise their children in a country where they don’t...
– Dan Savage - NYTimes.com (via mattpayton)
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B.Michael - Misfits is NOT a Canadian show
It’s British. And it’s amazing. You neeeeed to watch it. You can find it all over youtube. Watch watch watch - you must!
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holy balls you guys HOLY WHAT
Just watched the final episode of Misfits season 2. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WAIT FOR IT TO COME BACK. No, no, no. Oh man, so good!
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onefootinthegrave:
“There was a big argument between annoying people online last week when a dude from chastised anyone who uses two spaces after a period when typing. It was a perfectly good argument, except that it contained all manner of Slate-approved douchery, like this: You’d expect, for instance, that anyone savvy enough to read Slate would know the proper rules of typing, but you’d be...
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Things I am Tired of Hearing About in Descending...
youngmanhattanite:
The State of American Political Discourse
Arcade Fire
The Fate of American Literature
New York Jets’ Coach Rex Ryan
How drunk you are
How drunk you got
How drunk you’re going to get
The wacky things you did while drunk
Why Anne Hathaway won’t make a good Catwoman
Your personal happiness
Your relationship
The problems in your relationship
How you miss...
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wondermike asked: Am I the only person that has naked pictures of a girl who sent them to me 6 years ago -- a girl that I do not talk to or get along with any more -- and I'm still not enough of a piece of shit to put them on the internet? Geez.
Anonymous asked: You don’t really think that do you? Remember that young girls might be reading your blog and taking your advice. Is that what you’d tell your daughter, make sure the lighting is good? Thing about what you’re saying and the effect it might have, Jaime-Leigh.
Anonymous asked: You don’t really think that do you? Remember that young girls might be reading your blog and taking your advice. Is that what you’d tell your daughter, make sure the lighting is good? Thing about what you’re saying and the effect it might have, Jaime-Leigh.
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So You're Thinking of Sending Sexy Pictures to...
chrismohney:
We’re so into each other and I just want to tease him a little bit. It’ll be hot. Wonderful. Your naked pictures will end up on the internet. Hah, no they won’t, he wouldn’t do that. Yes, he would, and he will. Or someone else will. Seems unlikely. In fact, it’s mandatory. Your naked body will be on the internet. No, he’ll be the only one who sees them. They will be on the internet....
I'm here I'm here I'm here!
Eesh, long ride. But yay NYC! !!!
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t minus two hours and I'm on my way to NYC
Super duper stoked!
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sooo if anybody knows of a reliable, affordable...
maybe e-mail me?!
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thank you Canadian dollar for reaching parity just...
soooo thoughtful of you! why yes maybe I will shop just a little!
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misfits misfits misfits
S’all I can think about. I just wanna get home and watch more Misfits. Misfits Misfits Misfits.
blaaargh asked: Arrrgh! I still owe you an email reply. Tonight, I promise! I've been a jerk about letters this weekend (trying to clean my apartment because of a date tomorrow night). :P
blaaargh asked: Arrrgh! I still owe you an email reply. Tonight, I promise! I've been a jerk about letters this weekend (trying to clean my apartment because of a date tomorrow night). :P
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In the past I have resisted this TMITuesday stuff
In part because my blog has pretty much always been all TMI all the time, but also because, similar to the terror of throwing a party and inviting lots of people, I’m afraid nobody will care to drop by? So…yeah. Maybe by talking about it in this way I can manage to not look interested in participating whilst also sort of participating? Maybe?
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I finished Freedom last night
…and I loved it. That makes me pretty lame I guess?
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things you should probably know about nine year...
The little girl killed on Saturday was three weeks older than my daughter. I’ve got a whole lotta thoughts about the US and guns and the Tea Party and violent rhetoric in politics, and maybe some thoughts about how nice it is to feel safe in Canada because of the ways we’re different than the US, even if all of that is totally false. Still, pretty much the only thing I can contribute to this...
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Related: if anybody knows of a cheap place to...
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new york/new york
Arriving: Wednesday night. Leaving: Saturday night. Visiting? Lots. E-mail me! You know how all the cool Tumblrs hang out and, like, read aloud from coming and crying and laugh and stuff, and drink and be cool? I’d do that. I’d totally do that.
ninety9 asked: Um, I think the term you are looking for is 'mons'? (bonus: then we can all this hoohah 'monstrosities')
-- Signed, A Thousand Harlequin Romance Authors.
-- Signed, A Thousand Harlequin Romance Authors.
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phone calls from thirteen digit phone numbers?!
Intriguing…
ninety9 asked: Um, I think the term you are looking for is 'mons'? (bonus: then we can all this hoohah 'monstrosities')
-- Signed, A Thousand Harlequin Romance Authors.
-- Signed, A Thousand Harlequin Romance Authors.
gooneruk asked: The beauty (ahem) and genius in the word "vajazzle" comes from the "j", so I reckon "pujazzle" doesn't work. It should be something like "pubedeck", "pubauble", or "pubrighten".
Ooh, "pubeautify", that's the winner.
Ooh, "pubeautify", that's the winner.
gooneruk asked: The beauty (ahem) and genius in the word "vajazzle" comes from the "j", so I reckon "pujazzle" doesn't work. It should be something like "pubedeck", "pubauble", or "pubrighten".
Ooh, "pubeautify", that's the winner.
Ooh, "pubeautify", that's the winner.
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it's really irrational how much it annoys me when...
I mean, I need to get a grip, I know. But you don’t wax your vagina! You don’t vajazzle your vagina! You don’t! It’s just plain inaccurate! Still, my rage is uncalled for.
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calling all Toronto area readers!!
If you’re from T dot and you read my blog I badly (badly!) need you to send me an e-mail. I can’t tell you what it’s about here - but I need your help! jamsie at gmail. Thanks in advance!