February 2010
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ah, say what you will about the freaky deaky...
And still healthy looking!
Feb 1st
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January 2010
I will never, ever, ever--so long as I...
I don’t understand. I don’t understand. I don’t understand. There are a lot of LGBT people in this world. So many, in fact, that everybody undoubtedly knows and cares for at least one. By choosing to limit social progress you are negatively impacting that person’s life. I don’t understand. I don’t understand. I don’t understand.
Jan 29th
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today: bought season tickets to the baaaaaaseball
Go Jays!
Jan 29th
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I don't understand the Shia LaBeouf hype
I feel like the emperor’s stylist said “this guy is IT” and everybody just believed him.
Jan 29th
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important!
I have started a new anonyblog where I post all the things I would like to say here but do not have the balls to say here. If you can find it I bet you will be shocked by it. I name names, guys. I name names.
Jan 29th
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annaetc-deactivated20100711-dea asked: I'm having a bit of a shit morning, but that last post of yours, about what I guess could only be described as meta blogging/never getting a life EVER definitely made me laugh out loud.

You have been and remain one of my all-time favorite Tumblrs. :)
Jan 28th
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so I had this idea
I was thinking about my place in Tumblr and my follower count and how it happened and I wondered if it had anything to do with me or if it just had to do with the timing and the alignment of the planets and stuff. So then I thought I should start a new blog not attached to my name and try to do it all again, from the bottom up. And then I thought I could blog about that blog and the experience...
Jan 28th
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appropriately, the response to Salinger's death...
Jan 28th
too late!
Jan 28th
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ugh, I really hope Salinger isn't dead
If only to keep the dashboard from the inevitable onslaught of tributes from all the wankers sans social skills who think Catcher is the greatest thing ever written. I just can’t deal with the cumulative pathos of all the poor little boys who are defined by their deep, intense, soul crushing connection to Holden Caulfield.
Jan 28th
Listendavidcho: A-Trak feat. Drake and Birdman -...
Jan 28th
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Listendavidcho: A-Trak feat. Drake and Birdman -...
Jan 28th
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I just added blogging, lifecasting and overshare...
I’m tired of spell check invalidating my existence.
Jan 28th
fingers crossed, i dont wanna jinx myself
shetoldmesomemore: but i think that despite the codeine cough syrup that i unfortunately HAD to guzzle like it was gatorade over the weekend, im through with my withdrawals. five years of slavery to a nasty substance  but it’s all over nowwwwwwwww. I celebrate sobriety every morning by looking in the mirror and seeing myself, alive. I celebrate it every day when I come home to a house, a...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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the only thing worse than the tumblr dashboard...
Jan 27th
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thanks to everybody for the kind e-mails/reblogs
Your support consistently overwhelms me, and more often than not, it picks me up. Thank you.
Jan 27th
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The problem is inside me, and it’s one that can’t be fixed by any amount of external change. There is no one on earth who can make me feel right, there is nothing on earth that can satisfy me. There never was. You’re still the wisest man I’ve ever known. And I’m still a sad little girl, crying for no better reason than that I’m compelled to cry. ...
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
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today in HA HA HA: Adam Giambrone Expected To Join... →
Because he’s been such a success running the TTC?!? Unbelievable.
Jan 26th
Velveeta Fudge →
sistermarymartha: neurotical: bulicks: (via thanksforsharing) This is like the amazing pinkish ketchup bread at Spring Street Natural. Just put it in your mouth. Ew. I kind of want to try this, but I can’t be the one to make it. Not just because, you know, I can’t make it, but because I’ll just be thinking about the Velveeta thing when I try it. I’d ask SMM to volunteer, but I’m...
Jan 25th
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you guys
Kenneth Branagh in Harry Potter looks juuust like Jason Bateman, but like, only because of his mannerisms or something. I couldn’t place what it was exactly. It’s weird.
Jan 25th
I just signed up for weekly delivery of organic...
From Wanigan. I’m so excited! More fresh and healthy food, fewer trips to the grocery store, supporting local business = win/win/win.
Jan 25th
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true or false?
When a relationship is wrong, when a person is wrong for you, you know it pretty much all along, right from the beginning—even if only in some small, niggling, well hidden seed of awareness. The length of the relationship is determined by the amount of time you’re able/willing to deny that feeling.
Jan 25th
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nah, I'm not past this
So, I’ve gotten pretty good at not obsessing about follower counts anymore. Followers are like people I’ve bedded: I’m glad there are plenty of ‘em, but they’re mostly only meaningful until I can check them off my list. Except for, say, fifteen followers I’m particularly proud of somehow convincing that I’m worthy of following.* They’re my best conquests, the ones I would readily admit to but...
Jan 22nd
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oh my fuck....preemptive irritation. YES. yes.... →
Jan 22nd
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I watched igby goes down yesterday
And I really liked it. Wow. Maybe I should become a movie critic?!?
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
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is it more gross to walk barefoot in a (of average...
If so, why?
Jan 22nd
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things that are infinitely cool/just reach out/I...
1. Following somebody on Tumblr, seeing they write for a popular television show you watch. 2. Thinking, “hey I’d love to ask that writer about what is going on with the show.” 3. E-mailing the writer and saying “hey, what is going on with the show?” 4. Getting a response. Neat, that’s all.
Jan 22nd
Kate McGarrigle’s Family On Her Life And Death →
Continuing today’s trend of sad stories about death. Not gonna stop until I’m weeping at my desk, I guess.
Jan 22nd
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The Life and Death of Alan Carton, 23, the... →
Jan 22nd
Men can detect when women are ovulating - The... →
patattack: O rly Interesting. It makes me wonder, though, how relevant these kinds of things are in a world where, for example, a very large percentage of women are on the pill…
Jan 22nd
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get paid a salary of $60-100k to sleep! →
Jan 22nd
I'll give you something to cry about. →
(via alexbalk)
Jan 22nd
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this ain't an anniversary
It isn’t. My old, bitter, cynical self would jump all over anybody who celebrated a six month anniversary. “Anniversary!” I would shout. “By definition it means a year. You cannot call it an anniversary at six months!” But lookie lookie how I change! No longer bitter, no longer cynical. Let the sapfest begin! Six months ago my boyfriend and I went on our first date. One of the neat...
Jan 22nd
watch tonight: Canada for Haiti →
Canada For Haiti will precede Hope For Haiti Now. The commercial free one hour telethon will air across all three networks hosted by Ben Mulroney, George Stroumboulopoulos, and Cheryl Hickey with live performances by The Tragically Hip and K’naan and featuring appearances by: Celine Dion Justin Bieber Nelly Furtado Sarah McLachlan Simple Plan David Foster Barenaked Ladies Chantal...
Jan 22nd
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I love you, but I am also burdened by a past that...
Jan 21st
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cryptic post #1008
Mixed signals are a problem, I know. I shout “STOP IT ALREADY”, carry on repeating my mantra of “ignore/don’t engage/ignore/don’t engage” but then I respond and/or post emo bullshit to my blog. Confusing! I say I’m trying in earnest, you say I’m trying uselessly. Maybe! But a change is gonna come. How’s this for earnest? 1. People I know and people you know and people I know you know...
Jan 21st
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I watched up in the air yesterday...
I liked it. But it didn’t blow me away or anything. I wonder how I would have felt if there hadn’t have been so much freaking hype…? File under: this is why I’ve never watched Juno! The hype machine ruins shit for me.
Jan 21st
you guys, the awl is so servicey!
I posted this this morning. Then they post this. The two were totally unrelated, sure, but still—amazing!
Jan 21st
CNN calls Aniston out →
Fun, fabulous, fraud at forty!
Jan 21st
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re: Edwards - Saint Elizabeth and the Ego Monster →
Innnnteresting article from NY Mag, apropos of this oh so shocking revelation.
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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I told ya I wasn't wrathy
I’m a liar!
Jan 19th
ListenBloody Mother Fucking Asshole, Martha Wainwright ...
Jan 19th
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old Vanity Fair article "Songs in the Key of... →
On the McGarrigle/Wainwright family.
Jan 19th
Listenlilyna: Kate and Anna McGarrigle, Martha...
Jan 19th
Kate McGarrigle, 1946-2010 →
Her voice—unbelievable.
Jan 19th
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deleted, dead and gone
Now breathe. Keep calm and carry on.
Jan 18th
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