December 2008
and we're off
I have this super creepy feeling I’m going to die in a car accident on the way to NYC, and just in case I do I’d like there to be a record of me saying so. So that’s what this is. I’ve always felt a little psychic, and this would pretty much confirm it. So if I die, PLEASE INCORPORATE INTO MY FUNERAL THAT I WAS NOT JUST AWESOME, BUT PSYCHIC.
Happy fucking new year...
I stumbled on this →
bellicosity:
And anyone who has read any Heidegger will find the URL uproariously funny.
Nice.
raptoravatar:
sleepanddream:
indieandyy:
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thebrewerpatriot:
The other night, I somehow managed to bring a girl home from the bar. We were hanging out in my room and I told her I would put on some sweet music to listen to.
She watched me as I opened up iTunes and saw one of my playlists entitled “9th Grade Make-Out Jamz”. She said, “Awww, are those the songs you made out to in 9th grade?”
I said, “No, those are the songs I make out...
copycats:
“The Biggest Lie” by Bright Eyes
...
You know that feeling when it finally clicks, when...
kiamatthews:
That’s the worst.
Oh well, time to shake it off.
Are you kidding me? If there is one feeling I know, it is that one. I’ve spent the last three years—THREE FUCKING YEARS—in a non relationship with a douchesmack who not only insists it all stay a BIG FUCKING SECRET, but actually believes that nobody is onto us. I’ve ended actual relationships with actual...
New York, New York — Frank Sinatra
start spreading the news/I'm leaving today
I picked up the car this morning. Fuck I’m stoked.
I used to think the lyrics to Closer said "I want...
I just can't believe in a god who would create...
sometimes I search Tumblr for my name to see if...
And then I search for “whore.” For the same reason.
textbook jaime-leigh
I see a post saying don’t post pictures of your schlong and all I can think is “DAMN, I WISH I HAD A SCHLONG I COULD TAKE PICTURES OF TO POST.”
hahahahaha
take heed, fellow tumblrs: knocking Holden Caulfield will cost you 3-5 followers. They may be whiny and annoying but goddamn if they are not loyal.
iveneverheardofyou:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
which is not to say it isn’t a decent novel. so simmer down, children.
I HATE THE CATCHER IN THE GODDAMNED RYE. Just puttin’ that out there.
I don’t hate the novel itself, I hate the douchetards who think it is the greatest thing ever written. It isn’t—not even close.
which is not to say it isn’t a decent novel. so simmer down, children.
listen, bad hair cut, please don't fucking tell me...
You know why you loved it? Because it was on your high school curriculum and it was THE ONLY BOOK YOU READ IN HIGH SCHOOL. Oh, you related to a whiny, socially inept kid who couldn’t figure his shit out? No kidding! That’s fucking incredible. I mean, to think that a character like that could reach teenagers—fucking shocks me silly!
Salinger wrote far, far better novels...
I'm bringing sucky back.
listening to top forty radio is so sucky.
sometimes i really envy males
synecdoche:
I want to teabag someone.
okay
I’m planning a Toronto/GTA tumblr meet up, in an official capacity. It won’t happen for NYE, at least not for me, but I’ll make it happen early in the new year.
Hit me up at jamsie@gmail.com if you are interested in being part of the most awesomest party ever.
realrealsoft are you in Toronto?
Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, no matter how badly I have to go, I walk as slow as imaginably possible. I will saunter. I will shuffle. I could have pee soaking my panties and I will not rush to the bathroom for fear that somebody will see me and think “Wow, she must really have to pee.”
“Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would...”
– Andrew Marvell, “To his Coy Mistress” (via philosoraptor)
Subtext: supplies are running out fast, FUCK ME NOW
oh jesus
people who do this are unattractive
people who never do this are SO attractive
Peeps, attractive is a subjective term. Do we have to go over subjectivity again? Nothing is or isn’t attractive, it isn’t possible. Fuck. If you wanna say shit like that, please, for the love of fuck, preface it with “TO ME”.
As in: to me, pretentious twats are not attractive.
...
I'm on the radar! I'm on the radar! I'm on the...
Radar Explore, whatever. Still sweet!
(tip o’ the hat to Michael McGee)
so it just occurred to me that driving to nyc...
well thank you, boys. I can die satisfied now.
And you chose the one with almost nipple!!
My life goal is to be on HotToddy.Tumblr.com.
treebee:
It’s official.
As of now, mine too.
some days I just don't feel passively outraged...
I guess I could just start reading Jezebel again.
justinesamantha:
joshawesome:
hotg0ssip:
...
dear dudes,
When you’re in my bed, please don’t ask me stupid bullshit questions that begin with “compared to other guys…”. First of all, I’m not a fucking sexpert. Also: I won’t tell you the truth. Finally: you don’t want the truth.
PS-
afghanistanbananastand:
Yes, every year of my life is graded by which concerts I attended.
I just started going to concerts this year and, in true me form, I went kinda crazy. All or nothing!
All includes:
Yeasayer, Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Spice Girls, Weezer, MIA, Toyko Police Club and Lollapalooza, which included Brand New, The Weakerthans, The National, Broken Social Scene, Radiohead,...
canada vs. us
The U.S.— you have a wad of bills in your pocket and goddamn, you feel like you have some money, you’ve got a fuckin wad man, you could buy dinner and still have enough for the strippers. Then you go to pay for something, see that they are all one dollar bills, realize you only have thirteen dollars and you feel like shit.
Canada—you have all this heavy, annoying, loud change...
why doesn't anybody take me seriously when I say I...
“They’re just common reality television stars now. Dumb tourist distractions if...”
– Richard Lawson, on ‘The City’ Premiere
I know everyone likes to hate Gawker all the time, but this was pretty well stated.
(via katieschenk) (via cariswonderland)
For what it is worth, I don’t hate Gawker. I just mourn it. And there are still a number of unequivocally awesome aspects of...
it was bound to happen eventually
him: so what do you do?
me: I'm a blogger
I watched frost/nixon last night
Pretty awesome. I was super sleepy and super stoned, so I know I probably missed a couple important moments, which I guess means a rewatch is in order. I’m not entirely sure why but Nixon always struck me as a very sympathetic character. Even as a little kid I just felt bad for the dude. The movie kind of reinforced that. Oh, and Langella is terrific.
Secret Santa
megwhyte:
I still haven’t been gifted. :(
Me neither, but I did write the wrong address on my Elfster page. You know, because I’m a retard.
you know how when Balk and Choire were writing for...
Every time something that I don’t totally get comes up in the news I think “damn, I wish one of those dudes could write an article to explain this.” Actually, Moe was pretty awesome at this too, if you could get past her style, which, yeah, I totally could. Like the whole Israel/Palestine/Gaza Strip stuff. Yeah, I get the basic points, but I don’t totally understand it. ...
Tips for Amsterdam
ryanpurtill:
1. If you decide to visit a dominatrix do NOT pick your safeword to be “Do it harder Whore!”
First the Ricky Gervais podcast ended, and I was...
Ra Ra Riot, Dying is Fine, Daytrotter Sessions
In and Out Burger wisdom
lickystickypicky:
“3-by-3” = three meat patties and three slices of cheese.
“4-by-4” = four meat patties and four slices of cheese.
“2-by-4” = two meat patties and four slices of cheese.
*Note: You may get a burger with the exact number of meat patties or cheese slices you want (up to 4x4). Just tell the In-N-Out Burger cashier how many meat patties and how much cheese...